Disenfranchise This!!

Seriously bro, listen up. When I moved to my new apartment I totally forgot to update the address for my absentee ballot. I know, could have happened to anyone. Last week I went to my old house to see if that shit was lying around in the mailbox, but it wasn't there. I felt like a prowler anyway digging around the front of the house without knowing if anyone was home. Fuck that shit, I'll call voter registration.

Yesterday I called up voter registration and I was expecting them to be like, "Yo, with voting comes responsibilty and you didn't update your shit. Now you want a new ballot today? Please nigga."

Instead they were like, "Don't even trip bitch. Happens all the time. Step down to 4th and James and I'll hook that up lickety splizz."

So I went down there and got my new ballot and voted. Hey George Bitchass Bush!! DISENFRANCHISE THIS!!