Guitarist from Korn Finds God - Leaves Band

Sometimes my blog writes itself. That sounds like an awful epiphany to go through - realizing that spending your time with dudes named Munky and fatasses all tatted up with rap star cars wasn't fulfilling. Or should I say rap star cars circa last time they had a hit. Your whips is old biatches. Looking on allmusic.com I see that one of the Korn's nicknames is "Fieldy Snuts". I find that funny. I take everything I said back fellas. T minus three mortgage payments until this guy has another epiphany: I'm broke. Kristian Korn to the rescue.

How many angsty teenagers are going to bed tonight dreaming of being the new member of Korn? Zero, because Korn fans are now in there twenties and pathetic. Certainly today some of those guys will walk a little meaner and riff a little harder before they go to bed tonight. Of course, they won't riff harder than I just did on this topic. In the words of Tenacious D, "This sh*t came off the top of my head y'all...It's a cosmic shame!"


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