I've been watching too much Project Runway...

I watch sports every day, as much as possible without Makaela trying to kill me. Notice I don't care if she wants to kill me. The breaking point is if she actually attempts to do me physical harm. To avoid that certain eventuality Mak has a couple of shows that get watched. One of them is Bravo's Project Runway.

Last night the three finalists had to pick a partner from the eliminated cast members to help them on their final piece for the show. Before they were picked I said, "Whichever of the guys gets to pick first is going to take Nick." Sure enough it happens. Santino has the next pick and I predict, "He's taking Andre." Boom. Dead on again. I didn't guess for Chloe because I was scaring myself.

The "You're Fired!" sendoff line on this show is hilarious. When you lose Heidi Klum informs you with gravitas that "You're out of style." That is the ultimate slap in the face for these designers. Well, not the ultimate. When speaking of Chloe a couple of weeks ago Santino said "I've never been impressed with people I consider to be good pattern makers, but not good designers." Take my word for it. That fucking stings.

Big finale next week America. I would be shocked if Santino doesn't win.