Coming Clean re: Antoine Walker (add Brandon)

Antoine Walker on why he shoots so many threes: "Because there aren't fours, bitch."

(Bitch added)

Toine? Love him. Used to hate him. He's a lazy defender and he jacks up far too many threes. He should bang more inside with that body. Somewhere along the line I realized that those criticisms apply pretty darn directly to my own basketball game. I don't hate myself, so why would I hate Agent #8? I like rooting for his shoulder shimmy after a dagger triple. Plus, how about that picture? Shhhhh: Antoine.


Currently enjoying:
-Jason "Jet" Terry and Devin Harris backcourt
-Shaun Livingston
-The Michael Finley Slam-Jam Time Machine
-Dirk Nowitzki's gorilla walk
-Antoine Walker
-Spliff Robinson
-Potential Wade-LeBroodle Conference Final

Currently not enjoying:
-Flip Saunders trying to coach (maybe it wasn't Garnett after all)
-The ghost of Gary Payton's jumper
-A potential Conference Finals team that features Damon Jones in crunch time
-Rip Hamilton shooting SCARED in crunch time


Brandon Roy tells Utah to suck it per Chad Ford. (Insider)
"The other top two-guard in the draft, Brandon Roy, won't work out for the Jazz, we've been told, assuming the Jazz don't move up in the lottery. At the moment it appears that Roy is planning on limiting his workouts to the top five teams in the draft."

That is how a gangsta approaches the draft. Take notes America.


You may have noticed that everyone I support goes downhill (Kobe) and guys I dislike explode (LeBron). I love how the Mavs are playing right now, so expect them to tank the series. On the plus side, more Spurs games mean more vicious Michael Finley flashback dunks. The Clippers are doing nothing for me, so expect them to somehow pull out two games against the Suns. The Suns have moxie, and that's food with nerve.

The Riverwalk blows. San Antonio pimps that thing like Marge Simpson altering her pink Chanel dress to impress the country club ladies. At some point I'm going to need to see something else, and don't trot out that Alamo. Seen that too. You're on notice San Antonio.

UPDATE:
So I said I want the Mavs to win right? Well, Jason Terry has been suspended for Game 6. Bullshit. All of a sudden San Antonio is in the driver's seat.

UPDATE UPDATE: You no longer have to be registered with Blogger to comment on this blog. I'm sure this will open up a floodgate.....or not.