Friday, April 01, 2005

Mitch Hedburg

I'm hoping this is an April Fools joke but this shiat starting breaking on the 31st of March. This guy was crazy. I read some post today on fark saying that lately his drink of choice had been OJ and liquid morphine. That, my friends, will phuck you up. (I'm sure that's a lie but what if.) If you look on Pitchforkmedia you can find a review of his infamous show in Phoenix. Apparently Mitch had an on again off again relationship with the horse. Drugs are bad people. Here's a link to a site with people sharing their stories of how erratic his recent performances have been.

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/03/31/133404.php

Also, here is my favorite joke of his:

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."

RIP

1 Comments:

At 1:20 AM, Blogger Warren said...

Quick update, here's a link to a bunch of his jokes.

http://www.mlanime.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8643&mode=threaded

 

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