Thursday

I'm going to see Wedding Crashers with Arensberg tonight. It will be my second viewing of this fine film. I recommend it to all. Vince Vaughn in this bitch.

You have to applaud Was (Not Was)'s willingness to try things out. I can think of a lot of bands that simply would have put the kibosh on "Walk the Dinosaur" on principle. Boom boom akalakalakaboom, boom boom akalakaboomboom. I do not know the step for walk the dinosaur. The chorus to me is like an increasingly strange list of three instructions.

1)Open the door - Fine. Whatever you say. Consider it open.

2)Get on the floor - Again, ok. But I grow skeptical of your commands. Why did I have to open the door first?

3)Everybody walk the dinosaur - You and I are no longer on the same wavelength. Wouldn't getting on the floor be a step backwards if you were just going to walk? Will you provide me with a dinosaur to walk or is it more of a walking style?



The best part of designing clothes for rodeo clowns is the bull focus group. The bulls get in a room and you show them slides. In front of each bull there are two buttons - one green and one red. Then they just mash the button with their hoof depending on how each outfit makes them feel. The key is finding something that infuriates the bull, but makes humans laugh. Like maybe that unreleased "meat" cover for that one Beatles album. Or Jeff Foxworthy.