You are about to be possessed by the sounds of MC Rob Base

So there are two Game 7's tonight. In honor I've been running a pump-up montage in my head soundtracked by Rob Base's seminal "It Takes Two". (Here's a song review that may require registration to the invaluable allmusic.com.)
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! Hit it! I'm gonna rock right now:
You would have to be a fool to think anyone other than the home teams are going to win tonight. Not ideal, but those. are. the breaks. The Mavs had their close out game and lost due to a little NBA meddling re: Jet Terry. The Clips are plucky, but you can't think that they're going to win...can you? I think they have a better shot than the Mavs actually, if only because this Suns incarnation ain't exactly a proven playoff beast.
Possible Western Conference Finals matchups in order of preference:
1. Mavs-Suns
2. Mavs-Clips
3. Clips-Spurs
4. Suns-Spurs
How can the Suns be in my most and least desired series? Well, I think they could trick the Mavs into running, and the Spurs would completely destroy them. That's how. The Clips could conceivably make a series vs. the Spurs interesting. That doesn't change the fact that I firmly believe that whoever wins tonight in Phoenix will be living la vida Schiavo for one and a half weeks.
The bell tolls for Antoine Walker in the next round as well. Not your fault Toine. Tayshaun shuts everyone down.
Favorite lines from It Takes Two:
"I'm not a sucka so I don't need a bodyguard"
-Rob Base has seen all you suckas around town with your bodyguards. He's not impressed.
"The way that I rhyme at a show, the reason why? Man I don't know so let's go cuz"
-Rob Base isn't going to let a good thing go to waste by analyzing it to death.
"Because I get stoopid I mean outrageous/Stay away from me if you're contagious"
-Rob Base doesn't want to catch your illness. He's seen Outbreak.
"I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac."
-Rob Base thinks your Big Mac is boughy.
"I got an idea, That I wanna share/You don't like it? So what, I don't care"
-Rob Base has not and will not consider your input.
(The author is aware that he has minimized any contributions from DJ EZ Rock)
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