Reader email

In this post I will answer reader email. Email is singular because I have received one of them.

Reader Andrew from Switzerland writes:

i am bored, update your weblog so i can take more
cheap shots at you and your pedantic writing style.
please? (sic)

Apparently the reader did not count on me having access to www.dictionary.com. I gather he was being sarcastic as:

pedantic - adj.
Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules: a pedantic attention to details.

I get it brah. I write poorly according the fucking man.


Quick Hits:

In the year 2020, the black man that realized that "Bacardi" rhymes with "party" will be given a BET Lifetime Achievement Award, along with Jive recording artist Mario. Thanks for the memories fellas.

I have undertaken the grand task of reading every US president's biography. Update: 20 pages in - George Washington appears to be a man of contrasts. THE CHERRY TREE STORY WAS MADE UP PEOPLE!!!! IS THERE NOTHING TO BELIEVE IN??????

My Moms just bought a Prius. Your Mom gets wack mpg.

Hitchcock and I played our first round of golf of the year at the historic Green Lake Par 3. We finished up tied posting scores in the high 30s. Ouch. Those will come down though. I hit my first shot across the street by those dirt soccer fields. Embarrassing. Conditions were soggy. Steve lost his socks due to saturation in between the third and fourth holes. Now I will say something I say every year: "This year I will make the Green Lake Open!!!!!" Serious, I really think this is the year.

Two groups in front of us last Sunday at Green Lake were both Colwells, CoJo, and City. Steve doesn't like City, but he's "over that thing with my sister". Sure man, sure.

I'm going to the Husky Spring Game tomorrow. It should be pretty good. I'll post again this weekend with a report. Beef, I'm excited to see your boy Johnny Kirton. He's up to 280lbs (not a typo) and getting reps at both tailback and fullback.

I downloaded that "Pirates of Dance" song Charles suggested in the comments section of my last post. That's the best song I've ever heard. It's by DJ BOBO. Everyone cop it now.

More this weekend.