Only one thing could get this blog back on track....

A desire to provide entertainment for the masses bored at work? Of course not!! ESPN's stupid fucking fantasy servers are down. I have nothing to do. I recognize that they are attempting to offer an ambitious product in making their fantasy football so customizable....but make the fucking thing work first!!!!! I hope some heads are rolling in Bristol. I'll try to get ESPN.com correspondant Sunny Wu on the AIM tonight for an update. If nothing else this will knock they're IT department down a peg. Anyone who's seen the "Nick Burns: Company Computer Guy" sketches on SNL know that these guys get a little full of themselves sometimes. HEY NERDS: FIX MY FUCKING FOOTBALL NOW

Ok, that's out of my system.

So, what was I talking about? Ah yes, Wedding Crashers. That was only a quarter ago. I enjoyed a few things especially the second time around. In the football scene there are a handful of nice quotes. Wilson asks Vaughn if he can throw a pick to Rachel McAdams without making it look obvious to which Vaughn replies, "I was all state in high school. I could make it rain out here." When Sack's friend is gloating over Sack dominating Vince he yells, "Crabcakes and football!! That's what Maryland does!!" You know, or something like that. The other great line was when Owen Wilson is dejected after losing Rachel McAdams and his answering machine picks up the phone (said whilst sighing heavily), "This is John.....whatever....(beeeeeep)".

Husky Football update: Husky Hoops tips off 11/6 against Simon Fraser. Simon Fraser's campus is located primarily underground because it's too cold there in the winter. And they recruited Camm for golf and diving. No foolin'.

GoHuskies.com also informs me that Romar will be speaking at an event this week at KeyArena. This event is called "Jammin' Against The Darkness". I can only assume that on September 17th a bunch of people will go to the Key, smoke reefer, crank up Legend, and talk a bunch of shit about that joke band The Darkness. Finally a coach with a conscience.

I've been listening to the song Kiss You Back by Digital Underground a lot lately. I recommend you download it now if you haven't heard it in a while. My favorite line in that song is when Money B says, "Girl you act real fly. Money B's not buying it." That's the type of thing I'd like to say if I saw some girl acting fly but I wasn't necessarily buying it.

Trade in your breakfast for a Dannon Frusion Smoothay!! If you search the internet for this phrase you'll find that more people have a relationship with this commercial than is probably proper. I count myself among that group that can't get enough of that guy and his Smoothies. Ad campaign of the year so far.

A search of that phrase just led me to this site: CourtneyElizabeth.com - Diary of a young black photographer. Her page is way tighter than mine.

I'm back bitches.