Not as bad as 1998

When you don't win the World Cup all you get are the memories. Thanks to Clint Dempsey, the US has something brilliant to take home from Germany. Sure the finish was nice, but mostly I was talking about that sick dance he did after his equalizer against Ghana.





And it's not the first time the man they call Deuce has stepped lively on the pitch. Check out his "Young Joc Dance" versus Venezuela:




Oh, and he fucking raps too.





So whatever. We're out. We weren't going to win anyway. I still got a new favorite player out of the deal. Europe please sign Clint Deuce Dempsey!!!!! Save him from the MLS and the fate of Landon Donovan!!!